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Exp. Points: 790 / 900
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Voting Pow.: 5.12 votes
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Flash Reviews: 34
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34 Reviews | 11 w/ Responses
Amazing. The talent to create upsetting situations, deeply disturbing images, and an all around creepy feel never ceases to amaze me. Not since The Aphex Twin video for Rubber Johnny have I seen anything like this.
Thank you for your excellent work, and please keep it up
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that was a truly great game, teaching love with the power of a TANK!
I really enjoyed the little phrases people had when you turned them over to your side. " Im going to go rave!"
hilarious, fun, pretty good graphics, good gameplay, plenty of replay value, and.... though provoking.
I may be exagerating here, but I don't care. " IM GOING TO RAVE!"
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if you can raed tihs itnsreentig megssae that maens you are a gneius
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that & you just got there, and the 3 I voted.... that is the absolute highest I have eve given a clockcrew flash. Because I thought the graphics were top notch. and it was much more entertaining than most of the crap you guys put out.
so yeah.... I feel like crap for saying this.
but... good job. I liked it.
god... now I have to go kill myself.
Author's Response:
lol thanks
theres plenty of high quality clock work out there, look a little closer
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Creating a game that is extremely chanlenging is fun. I like it, but to make the game chalenging and to force people to stare at advertisements is a blatant sell out tactic.
you make me sick, I enjoy games created by somebody who has a passion for their work, not some jack-ass that just wants to make a little bit of cash for advertisments.
fun game though... you fucking sell-out.
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ok, this opinion is biased... thought you should know. But working with sprites is probably the easiest part of using flash... it practicly does the work for you. So graphics 0 style 0 because its not new, and there is only so much pheonix wrong any one man can take.
sound 5... syncing was OK but the sound levels were pretty distorted
no interactivity, and I am giving you a 3 on humor just because you were trying, and that is worth a little.
don't mean to sound like a dick, but yeah... I prefer real artwork, real effort, and individuality.
Author's Response:
Fair enough, I understand. You have your opinions, I have mine. I respect you for voicing your opinion, I don't nessecarily AGREE with it, but I can respect you for voicing it. Thank you.
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First off, just because you don't create flash movies, doesn't mean that you can't tell when something isn't very good.
I have seen alot of movies on newgrounds, I haven't made any of my own. But I can honestly say, that you need to work on this.
They fps rate was way too low. Made the movie look choppy. Mario's voice was terribly distorted and was way beyond the proper sound levels. Whoever recorded it was in the red the whole time.
It was short, and very little happened. The vote 5 piece at the end, is something that you should never put in a flash. It is very rare that any flash gets a solid 5 or even a 4 for that matter.
The file size was ridiculous for how short it was, and I attribute that to the music file at the end.
And to finish this up...... Just because you don't create, doesn't mean you can't tell what talent and "good art" is.
Author's Response:
You good sir. YOU missed the fucking point.
Take your ass in a store and buy flash.
Then you will see what sprite animation is...
Simply take pictures OTHER people did, they are called SPRITES. You just tween them around. Flash does that for you. Then you put some fart-noises, sex scenes or violence in there and let the more popular videogamecharacter win.
REACTION ON NEWGROUNDS:
All the fucking non-flashers like you think he did awesome work. You vote 5. It get's an award. And Animators who create their own characters and own storylines don't even get more than 5 reviews for a great movie.
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that was strange on a whole new level. I loved it. you are one fucked up kid.... but I like the way you think.
5/5 well made, trippy as shit
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So, I thought your graphics and the style you portrayed was pretty cool. Mad World was kinda a weird choice for audio. The running scenes were boring as all hell, and it really lacked something.
I felt like I was watching a pointless movie. No offense please, but it seemed soulless. But other than that, pretty damn good movie.
Author's Response:
uuuum thanks :)
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music------ terrible choice & quality
graphics--- Crap, needs work.... maybe some originality?
style------- what style? wiggers have more style than this
violence----none
Interactivity---- um..... none
humor ------ 9, because its funny as hell that you want to be in the SS, they are fucking retarded and elitist, and frankly, they make terrible flash movies.
overall---- 3 because I feel too sorry for you to give you a 0, that would just be putting salt on an already painful wound.
Author's Response:
At 9:00PM EST (an hour after this movie was submitted), the author (numbers) of this Flash commited suicide because he was deleted from the SS. He gave me (lauchzx) his account.
RIP numbers.
assflavoredcum2u
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